Laugh It All Away
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breakfastburritoe:

old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh


masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”


wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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amortizing:

2000: ugly  
2001: ugly  
2002: ugly  
2003: ugly  
2004: ugly  
2005: ugly  
2006: ugly  
2007: ugly  
2008: ugly  
2009: ugly  
2010: ugly  
2011: ugly  
2012: ugly  
2013: ugly 
2014: still ugly  

when are we going to get to the plot twist. 2015 or nah?


brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”


happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love


diancie:

I wish Black Widow was sung by Nicki and Rihanna instead of their knockoffs.


piplups:

fuck me in the mcdonalds playplace 


bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: drunkvanity)


nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

(Source: nnilkshake)

Just remember when you’re ignoring her, you’re teaching her to live without you.(via lulu-a)

(Source: pressing)